Yo! New York subway gates crack open!
Data monsters chewing reality!
Tung! Tung! Tung! Sahur——
Lady Liberty spits fire like a dragon（Whoosh!）
Zebra-striped leopard crunching steel beams（Crunch!）
Brooklyn Bridge turned giant tree, cars racing on branches
Empire State's rooftop—Queen Mother ordering takeout
Cappuccino cup vomits killer（What?!）
Nike-shoes shark chasing Uber guy（Run!）
Neon lights dye Ballerina Cappuccina's skirt red
Her glitchy ballet stomps phone filters to shreds
This is American Shan Hai Jing!
AI blender spews freaky ghosts（Brrrt!）
Scrolling TikTok 'til 3AM
Skyscrapers grow emoji eyes!
Midnight knocks: \"Tung!Tung!Tung!\"（Creak...）
Brr Brr Patapim roots in subway tunnels（Movie vibe!）
Students crack ancient codes with memes（Chat explodes!）
68% folks woke after googling legends
Tesla charger plugs bronze sword（Zzap!）
Cthulhu screams: \"Y'all monsters too wild!\"
Some yell \"cultural mashup\"（Pshh!）
But AI's the key to unlock old magic
Teach glitch beasts sing R&B lullabies
Million netizens battle online
This is American Shan Hai Jing!
Memes mutate, civilization goes frenzy
Scrolling TikTok 'til 3AM
Eastern gods hybrid with Nike kicks!
（Robotic mumbling）Tung...Tung...Sahur...
（Human cracking up）Hahaha what even is this?!