作词 : 陈奂仁
作曲 : 何秉舜/陈奂仁

Catch me if you can
7 8 9 10
Ready steady cam
Take a minute stan

Inside of a can
Underneath the van
I should buy a tank
Daddy’s steely dan

Helter skelter in my pants
Puberty had some other plans
Mammaries I’m a fan
Secretly secretions

Gotcha pokeman
Mother is a hen
Piggies in the pan
Supper’s ready man

Helter skelter in my pants
Puberty had some other plans
Mammaries I’m a fan
Secretly secretions

In the sheets again
Sticky lubricant
Sneaky spider sense
Always wash your hands