So you wanna talk?
You can do so to my moisturized hand
I swear to God, this is your last year to understand
No, you don’t get to drop my name
I loved you like family, what a big fat shame
And yeah, I’m gonna play the out of the blame game
I actually think it’s criminally underrated
Burn a bridge, build a resume
Nice trade, and yet you’re still a jack of none
I hope that it was worth it
Do I think you deserve this?
My answer doesn’t matter
Cause you and I, we don’t talk
To my benefit and your colossal loss
Is this what the kids call petty?
I’m happy to report that petty feels pretty awesome
Now your heart feels heavy?
What happened to making light of every problem?
And now you expect me
to wanna get brunch?
No thanks, but someone more important might
I don’t know, it’s just a hunch
I hope that it was worth it
Do I think you deserve this?
My answer doesn’t matter
Cause you and I, we don’t talk
To my benefit and your colossal loss
To my sadness and your sadder, colossal loss
You should’ve seen that this would be your colossal loss