作词 : Cobain
Artist: Nirvana
Album: Bleach

Title: Floyd The Barber

Bell on door clanks - come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair' don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see' I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard' I hear a zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opey Aunt Bee' I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved