作词 : Dr. Seuss/Ted Geisel
作曲 : Ted Geisel/Albert Hague
You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty nine and a half foot pole
You're a vile one Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile
You're a foul one Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote
Stink stank stunk
You're a rotter Mr. Grinch
You're the King of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
With the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
You nauseate me Mr. Grinch
With a nauseaus super naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
Sandwich
With arsenic sauce